Fair warning: Really long post. Also, I use some profanity. I assure you that it would not be the same without it.
Late Sunday afternoon, Jason and I went to see Grindhouse. I was skeptical. I have no experience with actual grindhouse theaters, but I had little enthusiasm for a movie inspired by places where, from what I’ve read, people could buy illicit drugs about as easily as they could buy popcorn, and where the movie was likely to be a low budget mess featuring bad acting and terrible directing. But, with the combined histories of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, I couldn’t resist.
It was good, especially Tarantino’s half of the double feature which is titled Death Proof . It’s about a former stuntman who kills people with his car. But even in his attempt to make a B movie, his sharp dialogue and distinct filming style resulted in an action movie as good as or better than any big budget, popcorn munching action movie released at the multiplex today.
In my opinion, Rodriguez’s style as a filmmaker is not as defined as Tarantino’s. Precisely because of that, I think he was more successful in creating the B movie feel in his feature, titled Planet Terror. It’s a basic zombie flick. But I’ve never enjoyed B movies that much and, although I initially found humor in it, the constant, tongue in cheek, extravagant action wore on me as the film progressed.
From my perspective, however, the real show was not what was on screen. We attended the 4:50 showing. We walked into the theater just after the appointed time, but a rabid car chase was already under way on screen. Knowing that it is not beyond either director’s sensibilities to start a movie in the middle of action, we were both simply amazed that the theater had started the showing on time. But when the credits started rolling, we realized that we had walked in on the end of the previous showing.
There was a group of young girls, sitting in the row in front of us, who all seemed oblivious. Suddenly, a young woman with flaming red, bobbed hair, sitting a couple of seats apart from the girls but on the same row, got up and moved to the seat beside the girl on one end. The girl looked red head up and down. As she was sitting so close, I believe it was a gesture intended to show the girl’s disgust at red head moving to the seat next to her. Red head was undaunted and, loudly enough for the whole theater to hear, she said, “I just talked to the theater manager a few minutes ago. Apparently, their times are off. This is the end of the previous showing. The 4:50 showing is going to be late. Probably around 5:15.”
One of the young girls said, “Oh Shit! Who picked this movie?!? Isn’t it supposed to be like 4 hours anyway? We got to be at the skating rink at 8 like when we said.”
The red head responded excitedly, “No! You can’t leave! This movie is a double feature. It’s hi-laaaaaaaiiiiiiiir-eeous! It’s the kind of movie where you laugh at stuff that you know you probably shouldn’t be laughing at which just makes it funnier. You know what I mean?”
The girl sitting next to her asked rapidly, “How you know that? You seen it?”
Red head responded, just as excitedly as before, “No, I haven’t seen it. But my friends have and they loooooooved it! Besides, I’ve read all about it. It’s two movies in one – you know, a double feature! Plus, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino each directed one-half of it.”
A girl, sitting in the middle of the group, asked, “Hey, didn’t Robert Rodriguez direct those Spy Kids movies?”
Red head responded, “Yes, he did. But he also directed really good movies like Desperado and Sin City.”
One of the girls randomly exclaimed, “Oh hell yeah, I loved me some Sin City!”
Red head continued, “But I personally prefer Quentin Tarantino. He’s a geeeeeenius! Haven’t you seen Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction?!? They are two of the best movies ever. He’s nothing short of revolutionary!”
She was obviously a little too excited for her own good and, in spite of losing the girls’ attention when she mentioned camera angles, continued on for some time, talking about Tarantino’s other movies, his penchant for detailed dialogue, and his filming style. In my mind she forever changed from red head to Tarantino Lover. When she finally stopped for a breath, she realized that the girls were no longer listening, and abruptly moved back to her original seat. I actually felt a little sorry for her because she was attending a movie, about which she was clearly excited, by herself. I found myself hoping that, as I do from time to time, she had chosen to attend the showing alone.
Regardless, Jason and I soon started our own nerdy conversation about Rodriguez and Tarantino and I forgot about Tarantino Lover for a while. In the end, the movie started about 30 minutes late. I’m amazed that the theater mismanaged time that much. I’m glad I didn’t have any prior obligations that evening. I was also amazed that no one left before it started. In fact, a couple of people came in just before it started which would have made them really late for the advertised time, including one guy by himself, who chose to sit on the end of the same row as Jason and me, on the opposite side of the theater from Tarantino Lover.
Planet Terror showed first. For the first few minutes, everyone pretty much watched in silence, except to laugh when appropriate. But approximately 30 minutes into the movie, Stacy Ferguson appeared on screen. One of the girls sitting in front of us yelled, “Girl, that’s Fergie!” Another answered, “My Humps, My Humps, My lovely lady lumps!”
From that point on, the girls discussed the movie, and other things, openly and without even attempting to whisper. At one point, one of them asked, “What time is it, I don’t want to be late getting to the skating rink?” And then, about 15 minutes or so after Fergie had appeared on screen, Tarantino Lover joined in. She would sometimes randomly, always loudly laugh. She also took to cheering on the people who killed zombies by yelling at the screen things like, “You Go GIRL!” or “Hell yeah girl, shoot him in the head! He deserves it!”
It truly was the most amazing display from one group of theater patrons I’ve ever seen. So, when during Death Proof , the guy, sitting on the end of the same row as Jason and me, started yelling at about the same time as Tarantino Lover, I didn’t think much about it. For instance, when one of the girls in the movie, being stalked by the stuntman, would spout some clever dialogue, Tarantino Lover would shout, “Oh Yeah!” or something similar. The guy would, almost at the same time, shout something like, “Oh no you didn’t!”
This continued for most of movie. Because of where the two were sitting, on the ends of two rows with Jason and me right in the middle, we basically experienced stereo shouts. Then, when it was getting near the end of the Death Proof , Tarantino Lover yelled something in response to a particular quip made by Rosario Dawson. Almost immediately, the guy yelled, “Shut up!” I thought, “That’s strange, what does he have against Rosario Dawson.” A few minutes later, one of the other characters said something witty, and when Tarantino Lover shouted, the guy yelled, this time clearly in the direction of Tarantino Lover, “SHUT UP! BITCH!”
I sat straight up in my chair and snapped my head toward the guy. Jason, who was sitting between me and the guy, whispered out of the side of his mouth, “Yeah, shhhh. He’s been yelling at her for a while.” From that point on until the end of the movie, the guy would yell, “Shut Up!” or “Shut Up Bitch!” every time Tarantino Lover said or shouted anything.
I thought that I couldn’t get more uncomfortable until, after the big finale, when Tarantino Lover stood up, started clapping, and cheering at the screen. A few people stared. Then, the guy stood up. I thought he was going to walk out. Instead, he took a couple of steps toward Jason, pointed at Tarantino Lover, and started yelling. He screamed, “Listen Bitch! If he had done anything to them, then he would deserve what he got, but he didn’t even dooooo anything! They should have left him alone, and let him do what he does without bothering him any more. HE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!”
Because the rant was a gross display of anti-social behavior, I tend to think he was mentally ill. But because it made no sense in the context of the movie, he could have been just plain stupid. Either way, when he paused for breath, Jason and I got up and walked out the other side of the theater, glad to get out without any physical violence.